What does Shia LeBeouf have that I don't?
The former Evens Stevens star has struck it big recently with hits like Transformers and Indiana Jones. Meanwhile, I am yet to land a major motion picture in 2008.
I'll give Shia the edge in talent and acting ability. I think we can all agree that I win the Charm category. But my fohawk clearly edges his signature curls for the tiebreaker.
Winner: Jayshiv